69 Worst Pick Up Lines

Written by: John Branson
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Sometimes, humor can be found in the cringiest and most terrible pick up lines. If you’re in the mood to make someone laugh (or groan) with some of the worst pick up lines imaginable, you’re in the right place.

Here are 69 of the absolute worst pick up lines to entertain, or maybe even repel, your potential crush.

The Cringeworthy Classics

  1. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
  2. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  3. “Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
  4. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
  5. “Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”
  6. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
  7. “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
  8. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
  9. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!”
  10. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

The Overly Literal

  1. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
  2. “Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.”
  3. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.”
  4. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.”
  5. “If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
  6. “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
  7. “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”
  8. “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
  9. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
  10. “I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.”

The Food and Drink Enthusiast

  1. “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
  2. “Is your name Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious.”
  3. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!”
  4. “Are you a microwave? Because you melt my heart.”
  5. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  6. “Are you a coffee bean? Because you’ve bean on my mind.”
  7. “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
  8. “Is your name Dunkin’? Because you’re my perfect match.”
  9. “Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
  10. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”

The Bizarre and Random

  1. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
  2. “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
  3. “Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.”
  4. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  5. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
  6. “If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.”
  7. “Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
  8. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.”
  9. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.”
  10. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”

The Incredibly Unsmooth

  1. “Is your name Cinderella? Because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.”
  2. “Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
  3. “Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.”
  4. “Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met the love of my life.”
  5. “Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.”
  6. “Is your dad an artist? Because you’re a masterpiece.”
  7. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  8. “Are you a cat? Because you’re purr-fect.”
  9. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
  10. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”

The Science and Math Gone Wrong

  1. “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
  2. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
  3. “Is your name Math? Because you’re constantly on my mind.”
  4. “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
  5. “Are you a volcano? Because I lava you.”
  6. “Is your name Euler? Because I feel like I’m falling in an attractive spiral towards you.”
  7. “Are you made of atoms? Because you’re the basic building block of my heart.”
  8. “Is your love impenetrable? Because I can’t seem to break through.”
  9. “Do you have a map? I just got lost in your chromosomes.”
  10. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”

The Movie and TV References

  1. “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?”
  2. “Are you a Jedi? Because Yoda one for me!”
  3. “Is your name Ariel? Because we were mermaid for each other.”
  4. “Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.”
  5. “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.”
  6. “Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.”
  7. “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
  8. “Are you an angel? Because you must have fallen from heaven.”
  9. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

Remember, the worst pick up lines can sometimes be the most entertaining. Use these lines in a lighthearted and humorous way, and be ready to laugh together with your potential crush. It’s all about having fun and breaking the ice, even if the lines themselves are cringe-worthy!

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